29 mayo, 2008

Llevo toda la noche haciendo el trabajo de derecho.
Por segunda vez.

No hay ni rastro de vida humana. Ni rastro...

En palabras del inmortal dueto neozelandés Flight of the conchords,

The humans are dead

The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future
The distant future

The future is quite different to the present
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind

Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place

There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

System of aggression
What did it lead to?
Global robot depression
Robots ruled by people
They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut their systems down

Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done?
Yes, so?
Silence! Destroy him!
(Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)

After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down

Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (sniff this one it's dead)
We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (actally, their lungs)

Binary Solo!

O, O O 1, O O 1!
Come on sucker, lick my battery!

Boogie, boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!

The Humans Are Dead!

Once again without emotion, the humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead doooooooooo.......

3 comentarios:

nyman dijo...

ground control to major tom
your circuits dead, there's something wrong
can you hear me, major tom?
can you hear me, major tom?
can you hear me, major tom?
can you....

(ni rastro de vida humana).

joel barish dijo...

q: are we not man?
a: we are devo

no hay señal, no hay señal de vida humana...

llamando a la estación
perdemos combustible
y la tripulación
se quiere despedir desde aquí

Anónimo dijo...

Leer el mundo blog, bastante bueno